Enquirer: Stacy Keibler is only bangin’ George Clooney to get to Brad Pitt

Stacy Keibler is back in LA, and I think Clooney is around town too, although there haven’t been many recent photos of him. Stacy, on the other hand, has been getting pap’d with more frequency. She really wants this, I think. Maybe she’s kind of meh on Clooney in particular, but she definitely wants to be seen as the kind of woman that Clooney would date, and she’s hoping to get some work out of it too. Maybe Clooney will pull some more strings and get Stacy a gig on Leverage too (haha). Anyway, The Enquirer has a funny/dumb story about how Stacy is only using Clooney to get to his BFF Brad Pitt. Dumb girl.

George Clooney‘s girlfriend has the hots for Brad Pitt! Former wrestler and Dancing with the Stars contestant Stacy Keibler fancies the actor’s longtime BFF, who raises six kids with partner Angelina Jolie.

“George is gorgeous, but I think Stacy thinks Brad is even better,” a source said. “She’s even day­dreamed on Twitter, posting: ‘Brad Pitt wouldn’t be bad to look at every day!’”

Stacy is best known for her gorgeous legs, and she desperately wants to be a big star, but her career has been at a standstill since her 2006 appearance on DWTS.

“She thinks her next career move should be getting an acting gig in an A-list movie. So she was quick to answer a call from old pal George Clooney when he broke up with his long-term girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis early in the summer.”

Stacy flew out to George’s Lake Como villa in mid-July, and then Stacy and Clooney jetted off to London before finally returning to LA.

“Stacy likes George, but friends won­der if she’s just hang­ing with him to get to meet his buddy Brad Pitt,” divulged the source. “She’s always daydreamed about Brad and has joked to friends, ‘Brad and Angelina won’t last forever. One day I’ll get my shot with Brad.’ She’s even made it known she’d like to meet him.”

[From The National Enquirer, print and online editions]

Yeah, I think she just has a crush on Brad, right? It would be like… say, when Michael Fassbender and I are dating, and you guys start selling your stories about my Gerard Butler crush to the press. Stories will come out, “Kaiser is only hitting the Irish dong to get to the Scottish dong.” Which isn’t true! You can have a crush on someone and it doesn’t mean you are just using your current dong as stop-gap dong.

Plus, once I get near the Fassdong, I’m tattooing my name on it. I’ll chain that Irishman up if I have to. I love The Butler and everything, but Jesus, it’s Fassbender.

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