Gwyneth Paltrow in Lanvin at ‘Mortdecai’ premiere: unflattering or lovely?

The big premiere of Mortdecai was held last night in LA. Scarfy Depp was there (Bedhead will have those photos later), and so were the rest of the cast. What kills me a little is that this film actually did assemble a decent cast: Scarfy, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan McGregor, Paul Bettany, Jeff Goldblum, Olivia Munn and more. Too bad the whole thing looks like a really cheap and poorly acted Peter Sellers rip-off. Anyway, let’s talk fashion.

Gwyneth Paltrow wore this blue-green Lanvin Spring 2015 gown. It feels like she sort of phoned it in, right? Like, she didn’t even bother to get these gown properly tailored, that’s how little she cared. This could have pretty if it was a beautifully tailored column, but Lanvin tried to be fancy with that cummerbund thing, which goes underneath the dress in the back. From the front, this Lanvin makes Gwyneth look wide (and she’s not wide at all) and from the back, this is just… not good. I even think her earrings suck. Damn, Goop! You could do better than this.

Many of Goop’s girlfriends came out to support her, including Tracy Anderson. I dislike this outfit, but I think we should just be happy that Tracy isn’t dressed up as an overgrown cheerleader.

And here’s Olivia Munn in Ralph Rucci. Eh. Basic dress is basic. It’s got a nice fit and it looks nice on her, that’s all I’ve got.

Would you likes some Jeff Goldblum? His wife/baby-mama can’t dress for sh-t. But Jeff found Paul Bettany and they embraced like lovers on the carpet, and all was good.

Photos courtesy of WENN.